Walking Etiquette For NYC Tourists – The Partnered Pen
Please follow these rules!
“New Yorkers are rude!” I hear this refrain more than I show up at Starbucks. It’s hogwash. New Yorkers are not rude, they just don’t have time to stop and kiss your ass the way you think they should.
One of the biggest things I want you to do is realize, this is your vacation, not ours. We are going about our daily lives and don’t always have time to sit and chit chat about what tourist sites you should see. If that’s what you want, hire a travel agent. Or get acquainted with Google.
Limited Sidewalk Space
For some reason, tourists seem to think they are entitled to take up the entire sidewalk when they visit. Let me tell you this, if you are five deep walking down the sidewalk, you are an asshole. And yes, we will breeze past you and mutter an obscenity. There’s no if, ands, or buts about it.
And while we’re at it. We get it, you love to take pictures of literally everything. How the McDonald arches are different here than in your nondescript town is beyond me. But again, we have work or doctors or hooker appointments to get to. It’s bad enough the MTA delays us, we don’t need you to do it too.
Grand Central Terminal is a gorgeous piece of architecture, we get it. We are just as in awe of it as you are. But there’s a reason they make the announcement that you shouldn’t sit on the stairs or on the floor on the building. We are running to grab trains to get home or for a meeting.
We don’t begrudge you the pictures but we are not going to let you make us miss our train. Do you know how expensive those tickets are? Be respectful!
Salespeople Are Not Your Friend
The cashier at Barnes and Noble doesn’t care that your aunt’s cousin’s best friend wrote a romance novel in the 1920s. It’s great but there’s a whole line of people that want to be checked out and sent on their way home.
And while we’re at it, retail workers do not set the prices. Nobody cares if you know someone who got the boom for $2 at another store. If you want to pay $2 then go to that damn bookstore and leave the poor booksellers at B&N alone.
They are worried about keeping their jobs and paying the rising rent costs, nothing else matters.
Sorry, not sorry.